Exclusive: Intelligence Dossier Flags Serial Teenage “Pissers” As Domestic Threat
Taking A Leak Against The Homeland
This week is a heavy hitter for the intelligence community. The IC published its annual worldwide threat assessment and leaders of U.S. intelligence agencies including the FBI, CIA, NSA, and ODNI were simultaneously ass-kissed and harangued in the stupidest possible way, first in a Senate hearing, then later in the House. Republican cheerleaders asked the same questions over and over, intended to elicit eye watering statistics from America’s spy chiefs: CIA director Radcliffe claimed a 25% increase in CIA human assets and sources. Kash Patel claimed hundreds of open investigations into Iranian-linked terror threats.
Democrats meanwhile were led around by the nose by IC leaders’ simultaneously stupid and self promoting stunts, intended to curry favor with the president. These included Kash Patel firing agents from an FBI counter intelligence team over their ties to the prior investigation of Trump, and Tulsi Gabbard’s intentional photo shoot in Georgia, where she made sure Trump saw she was hooking her heels into the FBI’s investigation of 2020 election interference.
In both of these examples, IC leaders took performative actions to ingratiate themselves with the president. Critically, neither of these performative actions are likely to have any material impact on America’s national security. Without election fraud, there will be no prosecutions that materialize from the FBI’s investigation into election fraud in Georgia. And despite Democrats’ incessant blustering about a dozen agents getting the axe over dubious violations of FBI policy, these agents represent a drop in the bucket of a vast and impenetrable system whose redundancies cost tax payers billions of dollars every year.
Democrats are taking the bait, and Republicans are laughing all the way to the bank. The stupidity prompted me to go through some documents that came into my possession in search of an example of the intelligence community’s trickle down effect.
I found what I was looking for distilled at the local level in The Empire State’s world renowned state intelligence center. This center is one of 70+ fusion centers that pockmark America’s post-9/11 landscape. They generate “intelligence”, interface with federal law enforcement (like the FBI and DHS), and then spurt their combined products across New York police departments and emergency management offices. Or perhaps “spray” is a better word for it.
This particular bulletin warns of the imminent dangers of pissing teens, or “serial pissers” targeting schools across the nation. It notes that in many cases, no real piss is used in the attacks. However, at least one serial pisser has been apprehended. Thank god.
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